Nibnabfit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, kind dragonfly.

Nibnabfit created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Nibnabfit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nibnabfit, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nibnabfit's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Nibnabfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.