Gepvinbit is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent mink.

Gepvinbit created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepvinbit, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gepvinbit, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gepvinbit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gepvinbit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gepvinbit.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not eat figs.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.