Honrotciss is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, contented narwhal.

Honrotciss created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Honrotciss, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Honrotciss, she will throw large rocks at you.

Honrotciss' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Honrotciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Honrotciss.

5. Do not listen to music.