Jadtim is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, idiotic mouse.

Jadtim created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Jadtim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jadtim, it will turn you into a snail.

Jadtim's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Jadtim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Jadtim on top of all buildings.

2. Horses are not to be trusted.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Erect nine copper sculptures of Jadtim on top of important buildings.