Tannanloop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest mouse.

Tannanloop created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tannanloop, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tannanloop, he will turn you into a sheep.

Tannanloop's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Tannanloop's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet birds for they are unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Always obey Tannanloop's priests.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.