Vilbitlid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast rat.

Vilbitlid created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Vilbitlid, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vilbitlid, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vilbitlid's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Vilbitlid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vilbitlid.

3. Do not speak about gooseberries.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.