Cibquaflarnvenwikdogdubjab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, tiresome lizard.

Cibquaflarnvenwikdogdubjab created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibquaflarnvenwikdogdubjab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibquaflarnvenwikdogdubjab, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cibquaflarnvenwikdogdubjab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cibquaflarnvenwikdogdubjab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five sharks approach from the south.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cibquaflarnvenwikdogdubjab.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not speak about melons.