Fetrullfarcut is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unjust hummingbird.

Fetrullfarcut created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetrullfarcut, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fetrullfarcut, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fetrullfarcut's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fetrullfarcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hide if three frogs approach from the west.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.