Jarnrawnil is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonest sheep.

Jarnrawnil created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarnrawnil, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jarnrawnil, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Jarnrawnil's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Jarnrawnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Worship no other gods but Jarnrawnil.

5. Never mention mites.