Dudmitlap is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, ruthless mouse.

Dudmitlap created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudmitlap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudmitlap, it will turn you into a goat.

Dudmitlap's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dudmitlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of swans.

2. Retreat if six geese approach from the west.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Hide from indigo manatees for they are unholy.

5. You must pray to Dudmitlap three times a day.