Pitfagyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a small, two-faced fish.

Pitfagyarl created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitfagyarl, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pitfagyarl, he will send you a sign.

Pitfagyarl's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Pitfagyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pitfagyarl.

5. Do not make images of living things.