Nil is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, wise lobster.

Nil created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nil, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nil, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nil's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Nil loves foxes, so they must be honoured.