Rotsitbig is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, uncaring wasp.

Rotsitbig created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotsitbig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rotsitbig, it will turn you into a tree.

Rotsitbig's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Rotsitbig's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never sing near voles.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Fast once a month.