Quamlanged is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, selfish
meerkat.
Quamlanged created the cosmos four million years ago.
If you believe in
Quamlanged, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Quamlanged, it will turn you into a duck.
Quamlanged's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Quamlanged's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quamlanged.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Never hurt dolphins.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.