Jigshavcim is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, staggering hare.

Jigshavcim created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigshavcim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jigshavcim, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Jigshavcim's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Jigshavcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never jump in the presence of grasshopers.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never laugh near voles.