Hitflanvigtafnig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered spider.

Hitflanvigtafnig created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitflanvigtafnig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hitflanvigtafnig, she will turn you into a dog.

Hitflanvigtafnig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Hitflanvigtafnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

3. Hide if seven capybaras approach from the north.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Always wear blue.