Jarnfosslid is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, overgenerous dragonfly.

Jarnfosslid created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarnfosslid, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jarnfosslid, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Jarnfosslid's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Jarnfosslid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never feed strawberries to porpoises while wearing white dresses.

4. Worship no other gods but Jarnfosslid.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.