Kadzedratfob is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous zebra.

Kadzedratfob created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadzedratfob, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadzedratfob, he will not invite you to parties.

Kadzedratfob's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Kadzedratfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Kadzedratfob on top of all buildings.

3. Never feed corn to birds while wearing white kilts.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not run in public.