Dinbundot is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, clever guinea pig.

Dinbundot created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinbundot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dinbundot, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dinbundot's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dinbundot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Worship no other gods but Dinbundot.

3. Dinbundot loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

4. You must love Dinbundot.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.