Dum is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring hare.

Dum created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dum, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dum, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dum's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dum's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt hamsters.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never mention voles.