Cepsadbop is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unthinking zebra.

Cepsadbop created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepsadbop, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cepsadbop, he will turn you into a rat.

Cepsadbop's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cepsadbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

5. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.