Biddanfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, narcissistic crab.

Biddanfeb created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Biddanfeb, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Biddanfeb, she will torture you forever.

Biddanfeb's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Biddanfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Biddanfeb on top of important buildings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Always help snakes.