Litmaparp is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciful bird.

Litmaparp created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Litmaparp, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Litmaparp, it will turn you into a snail.

Litmaparp's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Litmaparp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray immersed in water.