Bogbetcut is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, dishonest gerbil.

Bogbetcut created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbetcut, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bogbetcut, she will not invite you to parties.

Bogbetcut's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bogbetcut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

3. Hide if eight pigs approach from the north.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not cook food in pots.