Gidlimqueegkenmetkimmip is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, pitiless gnu.

Gidlimqueegkenmetkimmip created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidlimqueegkenmetkimmip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gidlimqueegkenmetkimmip, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gidlimqueegkenmetkimmip's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gidlimqueegkenmetkimmip's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never jump near frogs.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never pour water over plants.