Tailranbapfet Larpstipyogjap is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unthinking dragonfly.

Tailranbapfet Larpstipyogjap created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailranbapfet Larpstipyogjap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tailranbapfet Larpstipyogjap, it will throw large rocks at you.

Tailranbapfet Larpstipyogjap's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tailranbapfet Larpstipyogjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.