Giltipced is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, happy narwhal.

Giltipced created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Giltipced, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Giltipced, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Giltipced's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Giltipced's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Run away if four snails approach from the north.