Gubhat is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, awe-inspiring badger.

Gubhat created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubhat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gubhat, it will not care at all.

Gubhat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gubhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never play with disobedient children.