Tunteencuss is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring armadillo.

Tunteencuss created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunteencuss, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tunteencuss, he will have a low opinion of you.

Tunteencuss' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tunteencuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snakes.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

5. Never talk about fire.