Legyaklarn Flagominnatdusshanbapwotdap Landab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, able bear.

Legyaklarn Flagominnatdusshanbapwotdap Landab created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Legyaklarn Flagominnatdusshanbapwotdap Landab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Legyaklarn Flagominnatdusshanbapwotdap Landab, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Legyaklarn Flagominnatdusshanbapwotdap Landab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Legyaklarn Flagominnatdusshanbapwotdap Landab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never talk about voles.

4. Never hurt hamsters.

5. Never talk about gravity.