Timbittap is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid eagle.

Timbittap created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Timbittap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Timbittap, it will not care.

Timbittap's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Timbittap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick turtles.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.