Capdit is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, overgenerous jackal.

Capdit created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Capdit, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Capdit, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Capdit's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Capdit's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Capdit loves snakes, so they must be respected.

4. Hide if four frogs approach from the north.

5. Do not chop down trees.