Bugtiphin Dabyimtimnarkabflignul is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful squirrel.

Bugtiphin Dabyimtimnarkabflignul created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugtiphin Dabyimtimnarkabflignul, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bugtiphin Dabyimtimnarkabflignul, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bugtiphin Dabyimtimnarkabflignul's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bugtiphin Dabyimtimnarkabflignul's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Always help mice.

5. Put Bugtiphin Dabyimtimnarkabflignul first in all things.