Cedpomdud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise wyrm.

Cedpomdud created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cedpomdud, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cedpomdud, he will turn you into a sheep.

Cedpomdud's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Cedpomdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured whales.

2. Never hurt monkeys.

3. You must love Cedpomdud.

4. Put Cedpomdud first in all things.

5. Never paint your hands red.