Wiplunwon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous donkey.

Wiplunwon created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiplunwon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wiplunwon, he will turn you into a sheep.

Wiplunwon's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Wiplunwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must pray to Wiplunwon three times a day.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Wiplunwon loves horses, so they must be respected.