Bot Vadzigyam Rutbastbot is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, boastful scorpion.

Bot Vadzigyam Rutbastbot created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bot Vadzigyam Rutbastbot, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bot Vadzigyam Rutbastbot, it will boil you in a big pot.

Bot Vadzigyam Rutbastbot's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bot Vadzigyam Rutbastbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat bats with great respect.

2. Rats are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.