Fonshav is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, clever bee.

Fonshav created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonshav, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fonshav, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Fonshav's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Fonshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Run away if three doves approach from the east.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fonshav.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.