Dutflaging is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, omniscient
meerkat.
Dutflaging created an up quark nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dutflaging, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Dutflaging, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Dutflaging's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Dutflaging's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dutflaging.
2. Run away from yellow mites, for they are unholy.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Always wear green.
5. Never talk about fire.