Dutflaging is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, omniscient meerkat.

Dutflaging created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutflaging, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dutflaging, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dutflaging's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dutflaging's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dutflaging.

2. Run away from yellow mites, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always wear green.

5. Never talk about fire.