Zakdissbugfas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, uncaring finch.

Zakdissbugfas created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Zakdissbugfas, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zakdissbugfas, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Zakdissbugfas' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Zakdissbugfas' Holy Commandments

1. Zakdissbugfas loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

5. Respect your elders.