Stigvedlen is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, happy finch.

Stigvedlen created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigvedlen, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stigvedlen, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Stigvedlen's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Stigvedlen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.