Budruttan is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, humane manatee.

Budruttan created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budruttan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Budruttan, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Budruttan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Budruttan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four tin sculptures of Budruttan on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think about gravity.