Abwablan is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, duplicitous
raven.
Abwablan created a down quark three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Abwablan, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Abwablan, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Abwablan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Abwablan's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if seven bats approach from the west.
2. Always help tortoises.
3. Always help sick foxes.
4. Abwablan loves doves, so they must be respected.
5. Never go into fawn rooms.