Wegsandyattdansigmifdanquaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unthinking centipede.

Wegsandyattdansigmifdanquaf created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegsandyattdansigmifdanquaf, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wegsandyattdansigmifdanquaf, he will turn you into a sheep.

Wegsandyattdansigmifdanquaf's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Wegsandyattdansigmifdanquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Never think ill of sick swans.