Sterbedyam is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, tiresome swallow.

Sterbedyam created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Sterbedyam, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sterbedyam, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sterbedyam's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Sterbedyam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.