Limjonlog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, conceited zebra.

Limjonlog created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limjonlog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Limjonlog, he will turn you into a mole.

Limjonlog's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Limjonlog's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Limjonlog nine times a day.

2. Limjonlog loves sharks, so they must be respected.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never hurt shrews.