Barncemwan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, dishonest cobra.

Barncemwan created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Barncemwan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Barncemwan, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Barncemwan's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Barncemwan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. You must pray to Barncemwan five times a day.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.