Botfutcem is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, dishonest jaguar.

Botfutcem created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botfutcem, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Botfutcem, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Botfutcem's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Botfutcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Botfutcem.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not kill monkeys.

5. Never look in ponds.