Watcedlad Vidfonben Rutvegfod is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, humorless yak.

Watcedlad Vidfonben Rutvegfod created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Watcedlad Vidfonben Rutvegfod, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Watcedlad Vidfonben Rutvegfod, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Watcedlad Vidfonben Rutvegfod's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Watcedlad Vidfonben Rutvegfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Watcedlad Vidfonben Rutvegfod loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Watcedlad Vidfonben Rutvegfod.