Weebetxuc is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, bad-tempered raccoon.

Weebetxuc created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weebetxuc, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Weebetxuc, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Weebetxuc's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Weebetxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. Weebetxuc must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never eat bark.