Fedcubflap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable snake.

Fedcubflap created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedcubflap, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fedcubflap, he will be mildly annoyed.

Fedcubflap's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Fedcubflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never paint your back mauve.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. You must love Fedcubflap.